thewetcloud:

quasigeostrophy:

Good grief.

This friendship is 100% drift compatible.

you’re not like anyone I’ve ever met, in any of my many lifetimes.

Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

thesolacebeforethestorm:

schmogg:

thebigkingmoron:

lostincape-town:

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

Dude I don’t even shower everyday

LET IT GROW, LET IT GROW

DONT SHAVE MY LEGS ANYMORE

LET IT GROW, LET IT GROW

BIN THE WAX AND RAZOOOORS

I DONT CARE WHAT THEY’RE GOING TO SAY

LET THE HAIR GROW LOOOONG

nobody touches me anyway *silently sobs*

Reblogging for the last comment oh my god I am dying of laughter. 

hussatan:

do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url” 

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

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